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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when aJLJ6V
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was starkdg'!o
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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HONESTY
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd&
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in theS7%
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathrooms
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming!b]?,M
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the4?
toilet a few days ago.q$5eol
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. DuringA(RA_
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answerbGk
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Thenf@d
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She'sDKW
hitting the bottle.":Cey*
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MORE NUDITY
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's lockerR1a
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbingF1"M
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and thenTJ
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"Hl
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ELDERLY
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderlyM#E$$
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. Theg=m Q
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers andg?x8?
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a<3ko+
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for theEF=c}Q
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth*
fairy will never believe this!".d`
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her/{]
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."0tG
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the:
next morning.">Z|
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SCHOOL
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wastingLHR:
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they>=4<By
won't let me talk!"lmke6<
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BIBLE
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingeredg
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked&
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had beenb38*Ra
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called}
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's=
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voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear".gM'C=v
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