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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a&P7
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark<CN0)
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd;jp
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the/
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom2bMg
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming^QpE.
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the?K<<v%
toilet a few days ago.A<
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During9j`
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answerB_l
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then)
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She'skD<
hitting the bottle."&}_4:l
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's lockerv
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing 2+eo
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and thenK
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"ZN}m
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ELDERLY
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly{Jo-+
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. TheS`
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers andRd
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at ao~P
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the`
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The toothf+
fairy will never believe this!"/
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw herEG^sk
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."ym"\S
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the!_ !((
next morning.""I
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting/~
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and theydi@\]y
won't let me talk!"Wir8
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