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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when aZAlc4>
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naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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HONESTY
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'dNA<
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in theUb!
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom5vk
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charmingG3n^==
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in theN_E
toilet a few days ago.$yi_i
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During`~NQc
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answergw1*~J
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. ThenX`v+lQ
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She'sSC@Z\
hitting the bottle."c"
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MORE NUDITY
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker)
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing[K
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and thenOx5&w
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"3xh)'
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ELDERLY
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. ThelI
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and,",,(
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at aNVLW
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for theZZJ$=
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The toothw}`
fairy will never believe this!"=B4+of
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw herA$j2
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."f~
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache theb"N/x
next morning."~}hFnI
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SCHOOL
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wastingIk W
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and theyCeM>b
won't let me talk!"DpVAIa
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BIBLE
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered5CQ4r
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He pickedMUK*CH
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had beenFB;sr
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy calledszH+
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy'sE(
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voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear".xGuP
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