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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a$m)?~
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark#cbu,
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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HONESTY
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd>2Ot
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the>Z
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroomZD
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming+t
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in theC
toilet a few days ago.=%
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During[_4Fd
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer3m
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then%r0rU
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's'K
hitting the bottle."g.p
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MORE NUDITY
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker.4!A)~
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbingY
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then6_oy
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?":'h)k
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ELDERLY
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly($.wo
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. TheeNp!.
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and}It4L
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a`X>
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the)EJ
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth,
fairy will never believe this!"}_xB:2
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw herF
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.",S#VFv
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the>R
next morning."jq
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SCHOOL
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wastingr6-d\
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and theyDo@_!u
won't let me talk!"8g
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BIBLE
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingeredDs~:E
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked,
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been!3:Ro
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called{*
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy'sH`yU
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voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear".R
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